Woman gets test results for her husband from the doctor
Doctor: Well, ma'am, your husband can live a long and healthy life, but we have to observe a strict regimen for him, or he won't. First, no agitation. His heart doesn't take that well, so you have to speak quietly and softly to him, don't require him to make any hasty moves, don't wake him rudely an...
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting on the back porch one evening.
Thibodeaux hands Boudreaux a bottle of homemade bayou whiskey and says, "Boudreaux, I want you to have this bottle of whiskey as a gift from me to you."
Boudreaux thanks Thibodeaux and takes a swig out of the bottle.
Upon tasting the whiskey, Boureaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, "You...
Why some put angels as Christmas tree toppers.
One year, Santa procrastinated too much and had an hour to go over his naughty nice list.
He was in a cabin gaining some progress when he heard a knock on his door. "Santa, we need your help in the workshop!"
Frustrated, Santa yelled "I'm busy right now, handle it yourselves. I can't ...
A security guard was working at a train station..
It was late and the train station was very quiet. Apart from him there was no one else in the station but one other security guard.
Half way through his shift a man came strolling into the station. Noticing the security guard he made his way over to him.
The security guard greeted the ...
Woman gets on a bus with her baby
A woman stepped onto a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "Lady, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops and started getting really worked up. The man seated next...