Happiness is like peeing your pants

I haven't experienced it since I was 8

I didn't know what true happiness was until I got married

But by then it was too late.

Some people create happiness wherever they go.

Others, whenever they go.

My Friend: Find Happiness in small things.

Me: Sounds something your wife might say.

Money doesn't buy happiness

But I would rather cry in a Rolls Royce than on a bicycle

If you're unhappy when single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

Happiness come from DRUGS not relationships.

If the Swan represents happiness, then what bird symbolizes true love?

The Swallow.

(This is my third anniversary posting this joke on a time line near Valentines. My yearly repost if you will)

Why are short people always sad?

They cant reach happiness

It is difficult to tell who gives some couples the most happiness.

The minister who marries
them or the judge who divorces them.

Nothing is better than lifelong happiness...

But a cheese sandwich is better than nothing.

Therefore, a cheese sandwich is better than lifelong happiness.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.