My wife says I only have 2 faults.

I don't listen and something else.

I'm quite accepting of my issues, and quick to admit to myself my faults.

Good thing I don't have any.

Some people refuse to admit their faults.

I would, if I had any.

My dad always told me “don’t be quick to find faults”.

Good man, terrible geologist.

A woman's faults are many, but we men have only two.

Every single thing we say and everything we do.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all ot...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

For all of his faults, Hitler was noteworthy as a dedicated artist.

In fact, the last thing he did before he died was paint the wall of his bunker.

My last girlfriend was a Geologist...

She kept finding faults in me. Cracks soon appeared and we eventually split.

Our Faults

"Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"
"How did it work ?"
"We haven't spoken for five years".

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.