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Faults Jokes

My wife says I only have 2 faults.

I don't listen and something else.

Some people refuse to admit their faults.

I would, if I had any.

My dad always told me “don’t be quick to find faults”.

Good man, terrible geologist.

I'm quite accepting of my issues, and quick to admit to myself my faults.

Good thing I don't have any.

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For all of his faults, Hitler was noteworthy as a dedicated artist.

In fact, the last thing he did before he died was paint the wall of his bunker.

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Sure, he's got his faults, like -- he's a necromancer, and a hoarder...

... but doesn't everybody have a few skeletons in their closet?

Why should you never date a seismologist?

She is always looking for faults.

My last girlfriend was a Geologist...

She kept finding faults in me. Cracks soon appeared and we eventually split.

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