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My wife says I only have 2 faults.

I don't listen and something else.

Some people refuse to admit their faults.

I would, if I had any.

Men's Helpline for Women

Dear John,

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV.  My car stalled, and then it broke down about a mile down the road, and I had to walk back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He wa...

I'm quite accepting of my issues, and quick to admit to myself my faults.

Good thing I don't have any.

My dad always told me “don’t be quick to find faults”.

Good man, terrible geologist.

A woman's faults are many, but we men have only two.

Every single thing we say and everything we do.

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For all of his faults, Hitler was noteworthy as a dedicated artist.

In fact, the last thing he did before he died was paint the wall of his bunker.

Why should you never date a seismologist?

She is always looking for faults.

My mom told me the first step towards recovery is admitting your fault

So I asked if that’s why people are admitted to the hospital

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of new space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all ot...

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