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My wife says I only have 2 faults.

I don't listen and something else.

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Some people refuse to admit their faults.

I would, if I had any.

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My dad always told me “don’t be quick to find faults”.

Good man, terrible geologist.

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I'm quite accepting of my issues, and quick to admit to myself my faults.

Good thing I don't have any.

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For all of his faults, Hitler was noteworthy as a dedicated artist.

In fact, the last thing he did before he died was paint the wall of his bunker.

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Sure, he's got his faults, like -- he's a necromancer, and a hoarder...

... but doesn't everybody have a few skeletons in their closet?

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Why should you never date a seismologist?

She is always looking for faults.

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My last girlfriend was a Geologist...

She kept finding faults in me. Cracks soon appeared and we eventually split.

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