Anna Kournikova is approached by her agent with one last career option.
He explains that with her youthful looks behind her, her best option is to take a training shoe endorsement she has been offered. She'll only need to model the footwear from the legs down, and give them use of her name.
She's reluctant because years of top level tennis gave her leg muscles wh...
High school dance.
My friend James only has one eye and was embarrassed to ask anyone to his first high school dance. Since I’m taking wood shop, I agreed to make him a wooden eye. My girlfriend is an artist and she made this eye look perfect. I found him a date for the dance and he said, “what does she look like?” I ...
There's only one thing that Frank can't do perfectly
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A traveler walks into a bar, asks for the local brew, and the bartender's name. Bartender says "you must be new here..." And takes out a perfectly pristine glass, sounds it around his hand, and pours a perfect pint. He says "that... Is the perfect pint of beer. I've been pouring the perfect pint ...