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Anomaly Jokes

Apparently scientists are now investigating an anomaly in the European date system

They're working on it 24/7

An expecting couple went to the doctor to get an ultrasound done

The doctor told them that their child looked good, but that there was some anomaly or complication, so he asked them to come back next week.

The next week, the doctor did another ultrasound, and informed the couple that they were actually going to have twins. He also noted there was again som...

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A masturbation contest would be an anomaly because...

You have to come last in order to win.

The state of Florida is a navigational anomaly...

The further north you go the more southern it gets.

Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!

A man was having a few in the local bar

when he noticed a sailor sitting at the other end of the bar. The sailor had a completely normal physique except for one anomaly: his head was tiny, about the size of an orange.

The man stared at the sailor in puzzlement, and after a few more drinks screwed up his courage to go over and ask t...

A boy was born without testis

Doctor asked the father: is there any member in the family who had the same anomaly.
Father replied without missing a beat: yeah, his mother.

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Two guys were sitting in a bar near the top of the Empire State Building

Two guys were sitting in a bar near the top floor of the Empire State Building, having drinks and small talk.
The first guy says, "Man, this building is a structural anomaly."

Then the second. "Yeah, it's amazing how people can build something like this."

"No, you don't understand....

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