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Glitch Jokes

I think r/jokes may be glitched

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I've finished my time machine, but there is one glitch.

I've finished my time machine, but there is one glitch.

I tend to not move much during online meetings...

I'm told I have a resting glitch face.

How did Rey exit out of her glitching web browser?

Force quit.

Two developers are working on a simulation when it suddenly goes haywire before returning to normal

Dev 1: Did you see that? I think the simulation just broke for a second.

Dev 2: I think it's more accurate to say it glitched.

Dev 1: Dude, I'm not about to argue over sim antics.

Why did the unvaccinated 3 year old want a new car?

He was having a mid-life crisis,

Tonight I'm going to party like it's 1999

Because back then the worst thing I had to worry about was just a computer glitch destroying civilization.

A warning to prisoners of the Matrix

Snitches get glitches

A man walks into a bar

In the corner, sits a man with a big, orange head. The first man walks up to the bartender and says "what's that guy's story?"

The bartender shrugs and replies "If you buy him a drink I'm sure he'll tell you..."

So the man buys a beer, brings it to the man with the big orange head, an...

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