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Deficiency Jokes

Deficiency

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?"

"That's easy," he...

Iron deficiency gang, rise up!

But not too fast.

I have a vitamin deficiency

Don't worry. It's B-9

I went to my blonde doctor to ask what was wrong with me

I sat in the blonde doctor's office and told her I was feeling tired and short of breath. She took out her stethoscope, placed it against my chest and listened for a moment.

"You have an iron deficiency.", she said

"You can tell that just from listening to my heartbeat?", I asked.
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I had a dream last night that I had a Magnesium deficiency.....

...I was like 0Mg

My friend with iron deficiency was getting bullied

It was a shame he couldn't stand up for himself

My wife has an iron deficiency.

In fact, she’s deficient with most household appliances.

What do you call a woman with iron deficiency?

Male

What do you call a child with Iodine deficiency?

Chld.

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Suffering from a mineral deficiency? The only mineral you're going to need,

is some cocktanite

What did the doctor say to to the female to male trans guy.

You have an iron deficiency.

What is it called when a store runs out of seafood?

A deficiency.

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Mickey and Minnie were in court...

So, Mickey and Minnie were in divorce court.

Judge looked down at Mickey and asked "Let me get this straight. You want a divorce on the grounds of mental deficiency?"

Mickey looks at the judge "Mental deficiency, where did you get THAT idea? I said she was fucking Goofy!"

My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell.

He pointed at my crinkled shirt.

What do you call Matthew Broderick after he takes his Iron deficiency pills?

Ferrous Bueller

Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency.

Yep. I do that.

A man gets pulled over by a cop

The cop goes up to the man's window and informs him that he appeared to be swerving a bit.

"Son I just need you to do a quick breathalyzer test."

"I can't do that, officer, I have severe asthma. If I blow into that tube, I could risk an attack."

"Alright, then just come down to ...

My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I'm low on iron

My buddy told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty other deficiency."

My girlfriend says she can’t stand me.

That’s cause she has iron deficiency.

Sunlight

What does the doctor recommend you take if you have a Vitamin D deficiency?

Some sunlight

What does the doctor recommend you take if you have too much Vitamin D?

Some Sun-Lite

I went to the doctor to tell him one of my concerns

I went to the doctor to tell him one of my concerns. After telling him, he asked if I had stutter. So I told him "No, I'm only worried about the vitamin d deficiency!"

Reddit has given me OCD.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

A man is in court

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Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you'll have to give us a damn good reason."
Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her."
Judge: "That is even worse. If you don't want to be declared guilty on the spot, you ...

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[Long] An ex-CIA operative named Arti had a younger sister always getting into mischief...

Arti's sister was beautiful, you see. She would use her looks to get things she wanted, but when she got in over her head, she'd always fall back on big brother Arti's special set of skills to help her out. And since he retired early (after becoming partially disabled saving the President's life fro...

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