My friend with iron deficiency was getting bullied
It was a shame he couldn't stand up for himself
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Suffering from a mineral deficiency? The only mineral you're going to need,
is some cocktanite
I had a dream last night that I had a Magnesium deficiency.....
...I was like 0Mg
What do you call a woman with iron deficiency?
What do you call a child with Iodine deficiency?
What do you call Matthew Broderick after he takes his Iron deficiency pills?
My wife has an iron deficiency.
In fact, she’s deficient with most household appliances.
Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency.
Yep. I do that.
Read a story recently about a guy who went deaf as a result of having acquired immune deficiency syndrome.
He had hearing aids.
My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell.
He pointed at my crinkled shirt.
Why did King Midas have constant fatigue?
He had an iron deficiency.
A man is in court
(Long but worth it)
Judge: "You are accused of beating your wife to death. If you want to expect any mercy, you'll have to give us a damn good reason." Man: "She was so stupid, I just had to kill her." Judge: "That is even worse. If you don't want to be declared guilty on the spot, you ...
A man gets pulled over by a cop
The cop goes up to the man's window and informs him that he appeared to be swerving a bit.
"Son I just need you to do a quick breathalyzer test."
"I can't do that, officer, I have severe asthma. If I blow into that tube, I could risk an attack."
"Alright, then just come down to ...
My girlfriend says she can’t stand me.
That’s cause she has iron deficiency.
I went to the doctor to tell him one of my concerns
I went to the doctor to tell him one of my concerns. After telling him, he asked if I had stutter. So I told him "No, I'm only worried about the vitamin d deficiency!"
My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I'm low on iron
My buddy told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty other deficiency."
Reddit has given me OCD.
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What does the doctor recommend you take if you have a Vitamin D deficiency?
What does the doctor recommend you take if you have too much Vitamin D?
What is the best Vitamin for friendship?
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.