A lady and her little boy is eating in a restaurant. In an oversight, the kid swallows a coin and starts choking.
The mother tried hitting his back, slapping on the neck, shaking him hard without any success to make him spit the coin.
A man gets up from a nearby table, he lowers boy's pants, and squeezes his testicles. Voila! The boy spits out the coin.
The mother thanked the gentleman...
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A politician ends up in hell.
So a politician ends up in hell. The devil looks at him and say “mmm never had one of your types down here before. You’re the first one God sent down here. But based on your past record on earth, you definitely belong down here”
With in a matter of weeks the politician starts to weasel hi...
A failed wake up call...
In San Diego to work with military linguists, my colleague and I checked into a hotel and ordered a 5 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, the phone didn’t ring until 5:30. “You were supposed to call us at 5 a.m.!” I admonished the desk clerk on the other end of the line. “What if I had to close a ...
What do you call a group of forgetful congressmen?
An oversight committee
A husband and wife walk into the cleanest bar you've ever seen. It is their monthly date night and they are dressed to impress! The first thing they notice walking through the doors is a sparkle emitting from the glasses across the establishment. They look around and notice pictures on the wall line...
I forgot to pluck my eyebrows while getting ready this morning.
It was an oversight.