A lady and her little boy is eating in a restaurant. In an oversight, the kid swallows a coin and starts choking.
The mother tried hitting his back, slapping on the neck, shaking him hard without any success to make him spit the coin.
A man gets up from a nearby table, he lowers boy's pants, and squeezes his testicles. Voila! The boy spits out the coin.
The mother thanked the gentleman...
Dad sees a patient..
Dad and I operate a practice together.
He once had a patient that came in with a flea behind his ear. Week after week, said patient keeps returning to get this flea looked at.
One day, dad goes on vacation, and leaves me in charge of the practice.
The patient comes in, and in h...
A man is making funeral arrangements...
He goes to the funeral director and plans his father's funeral very promptly. He tells the funeral director to make this a fancy funeral and to get the best of the best.
The funeral director writes up a quote and gives it to the man. The man pays in cash right then right there.
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A politician ends up in hell.
So a politician ends up in hell. The devil looks at him and say “mmm never had one of your types down here before. You’re the first one God sent down here. But based on your past record on earth, you definitely belong down here”
With in a matter of weeks the politician starts to weasel hi...
What do you call a group of forgetful congressmen?
An oversight committee
A husband and wife walk into the cleanest bar you've ever seen. It is their monthly date night and they are dressed to impress! The first thing they notice walking through the doors is a sparkle emitting from the glasses across the establishment. They look around and notice pictures on the wall line...
I forgot to pluck my eyebrows while getting ready this morning.
It was an oversight.