Two golfers and a priest went out to play a few rounds
The first golfer missed a key swing.
"Damn, I missed!" he said.
The priest scolded him, saying that God would punish him for taking the Lord's name in vain.
However, it happened again.
"Damn, I missed!"
The priest tutted and reminded him to keep the Lord's name hol...
A night at the symphony
Many years ago there was a Symphony Orchestra conducted by the great Alistair Baldwick. He was one of the most renowned Symphony conductors of all time, and on this special night he was going to conduct a magnificent piece by Bach. It was one of the most difficult pieces for both players and conduct...
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A husband and wife save thousands of dollars for their dream golfing trip abroad...
A man and his wife and save thousands of dollars, pack their bags and go on their dream golfing trip abroad.
The golf course is a thing of beauty, perfect greens, giant sculptures, huge sparkling blue lakes, the finest sand pits, and amazing views. The rich of the world all have mansions and ...
Little man in a bar, staring sadly at a shotglass for hours.
A big burly guy comes in, slaps him on the back, and downs the shot in a single gulp. The little guy bursts into tears.
"Hey, calm down, man, it was just a joke," says the big guy. "Look, I'll buy you another drink."
"No, you don't understand!" blubbers the little guy, struggling to ke...