Fasteners Jokes - 5 Hilarious Fasteners Jokes

Did you see the show about metal fasteners?

It was riveting.

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I bought a book today about how to attach permanent metal fasteners.

It’s riveting.

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I was talking to my wife about permanent mechanical fasteners

She was riveted

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My wife asked me if there was an interesting alternative to using screws or nails as fasteners.

I told her yes... and it's riveting.

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A man walks into a harware store....

A man walks into a hardware store after his crazy ex-girlfriend broke all his furnature. Being a resourceful guy, he decided to fix his damaged possessions rather than buying new ones. He found all the hammers, nails, screwsm and other items he needed, but was lacking one tool he didnt't know the na...

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