Customer is disgusted when she sees a baker crimping a pie with his false teeth. “Have you now got a tool for that job, you filthy pig” “Yes, I use that for the doughnuts!!
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Little Johnny is late to school one day.
When he finally enters the class huffing and puffing, the teacher says curtly, "Little Johnny, you're almost an hour late for school. Would you please tell your classmates why you're late today, and why your time is more precious than all of ours?"
Little Johnny can't believe the teacher has ...