My old Gramps used to say "If you've got a screwdriver set, an adjustable spanner and a soldering iron you can fix anything!"
Senile old cunt, I've just made a right fucking mess of my niece's poorly gerbil.
So a politician dies...
And ends up standing in front of the pearly gates. Saint Peter looks at him for a second, flicks through his book, and finds his name.
‟So, you’re a politician...” ‟Well, yes, is that a problem?” ‟Oh no, no problem. But we have recently adopted a new system for people in your line of wo...
A recent archeological dig has uncovered a set of 2300 year old Roman gold rings, with a small golden figure of a Tick attatched to it, missing all its legs...
Archeologists originally believed it to be simple wear and tear, until it was discovered there were no signs of soldering on the bodies of the golden ticks, indicating they were intentionally made legless. A professor on the scene theorized that these rings were a gesture of romantic interest or a p...
What did the soldering iron say to the capacitor?
Go flux yourself!
What did the resistor say to the capacitor after he beat him in a game?
I ohmed you!
(my 10 year came up with this when I was teaching him soldering)
What did the electrician say to his depressed colleague?
Keep soldering on!