I just found that my ex-girlfriend needs a kidney transplant

But I'm not worried, because her body hasn't rejected any organ in the last 5 years

-- Credits to Tom Cotter

My uncle use to travel

One night, he and his secretary came to a hotel only to discover that the hotel had overbooked. They only had one room with a queen bed for the two of them, they agreed even though it was a bit awkward, as my uncle was a married man.

Later that evening they are lying in the bed together.
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