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Fad Diet Jokes

What is the new fad diet for ghost developers?

The Boolean.

Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey?

The swim-fast diet.

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Mickey mouse has a cousin who kisses everyone:

Hickey mouse.

Mickey mouse has a cousin who is a special teams player for the Miami Dolphins:
Kickey Mouse.

Mickey mouse has a cousin who loves performing cunnilingus:
Lickey Mouse.

Mickey mouse has a cousin who is very particular:
Pickey Mouse.

Mickey mouse has ...

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