I’m binge-watching this show and they keep doing bits about marathons

Guess it’s some sort of running joke

What do you call a 2020 binge of the Kill Bill movies?

Rentin' Quarantino

Why did the Twizzler go binge drinking?

It was feeling liquor-ish

After binge watching CNN, fox, and msnbc - simultaneously - for nearly two days - a man decided he would hang himself in protest of the media's lack of integrity...

Thankfully was unsuccessful. The rope broke.

He probably would be dead right now if not for that fake noose.

Some old college friends asked if I still binge drink

I said I couldn't even remember the last time I blacked out

What did Snoop say Dr. Dre while binge watching their favorite TV show?

Are you ready for the next episode?

My Mom's favorite joke

There was a woman named Betty Lou, whose life had recently fallen into a downward spiral of horrible luck. She had been laid off after working for the same company for several years. She began binge eating to cope, and as a result become terribly overweight. This made it more difficult for her to ac...

A blonde wants to make some money

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

"Well, I guess I could use somebody to p...

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panda

So this panda is tired of hanging around the zoo and decides one night, when his cage is accidently left open, that he's going to do what people do.

Being after dark, he's heads to the bar for some good 'ol fashion binge drinkin'

So this panda bear is sitting at the bar drinking some b...

A priest is riding on a city bus when...

A priest is riding on a city bus when a drunk gets on and sits next to him. He obviously hasn't had a bath while on this binge. The drunk starts reading a newspaper, then puts it down and says, " Hey, Father, what do you think causes arthritis?". The priest is quite annoyed with this guy, and sharp...

A new redditor comes to r/jokes

"Welcome!" Exclaims r/jokes.

"Hi," says the redditor, "tell me a funny joke please."

"Alright. Let me see what i can find." Replys r/jokes before heading off

While the redditor waits they, binge the entirety of Game of Thrones, watch the entire extended directors cut of...

I had plans to get together with a buddy of mine who's a clock hobbyist, but he never showed up.

When I asked him where he was he said he was busy binge watching.

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A man named Ted is unable to put alcohol down.

His thirst for liquor is unquenchable. All he does every day is drink and drink. Rum, tequila, beer, vodka, he has it all. Doesn't matter how it tastes or looks; he'll down it.

At first it started out at a simple party at Dominc's place. His best bud, Bob, invited him so he couldn't say no. P...

I’ve been trying to watch how much I drink

I call it binge-watching

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[Long] Two best friends reunite...

Dan, a former alcoholic gets a random call from his best friend from college, Bobby.

"Dan, I'm in town! We haven't seen each other in a minute. Meet me at the bar in an hour."

Dan tells his wife he is going to meet Bobby, and is warned not to drink any alcohol because of their previo...

What do bulimic stone masons do?

Binge and parge.

Did you know that Stalin suffered from bulimia?

He didn't binge, though, he just purged.

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