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What do a funeral home and an OCD insomniac excel at doing?

Organizing a wake.

What type of math do earthworms excel at?

Annelidic Geometry

What subject do drug dealers excel at?

Methematics

I really excel at dressing up in armour

It's my strongest suit

Three steps to excel at your job

1. Turn on the computer


2. Open Microsoft Excel


3. Start excelling...

Microsoft humor

Boss: How good are you at Power Point?

Me: I Excel at it

Boss: Was that a Microsoft Office pun?

Me: Word

One Bill Gates' divorce

According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word. And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn’t work together as Teams. On the Sur...

I make the best spreadsheets.

I Excel at it.

In an interview: "How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?"

"I Excel at it."

"Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir?"

"Word."

Somebody stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay

I will make it a Point to Excel at catching thieves. you have my Word

I took a class on Microsoft Office

I guess you can say that I Excel at it. I mean hey, if you don't believe me, you have my Word that I can give you Access to my certificate.

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So a man is waiting to visit someone in prison...

So a man is waiting to visit someone in prison, while in the waiting area he sees an smiling old lady with a scrapbook. So he goes to the lady and says "hello Ma'am, we're in a prison what are you smiling about?" So the lady replies. "You see I have 2 sons. When they were young I told them to pick a...

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