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Examinations Jokes

Why aren't cosmetics students scared of missing examinations?

Because they're used to taking makeup tests.

I just dropped my award for feline rectal examinations and it smashed

It was a catastrophe

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A guy goes to his doctor for a checkup

The doctor did a number of examinations and tests. When it was over the man asked the Doctor, "How am I doc? Am I healthy?"

He replied, "No, not at all. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

The man said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

He replied, "Neither do I. ...

Prostate Exam

After my recent Prostate Exam - one of the most thorough examinations I've ever had –
the Doctor left the room and the nurse came in.
After she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn't want to hear....

She said...."Who was that guy?"

A woman brought her hamster to the vet

A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.

The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves th...

Why do vampires hate going to court?

Because of the cross-examinations.

A Weird Doctor Visit

A beautiful young woman was about to undergo a minor operation.

She was lying on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushed her trolley down the corridor towards the operating theater, where she left the woman on the trolley outside, while she went in t...

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