while examening me the doctor said;"some men can get an erection during this exam",
i repleyed; "not me"
Doctor;" i wasn't talking about you!"
Dancing in the kitchen.
Two neighbors have the hots for each other. So one afternoon when their spouses are away they are having it off. Afterwards they are having a smoke in the bed and she asks him if it was everything he imagined it would be.
"It was alright, but I must say you are pretty wide."
"What do ...