Postmortem

A man dies, but has no recollection of his last moments. Death greets him with a television screen and a box of tissues and says "I want you to come to your own conclusions".

My friend on Facebook who always posted the stupidest things faked his death. He’s back.

Now all he does is postmortem things.

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So two cops are investigating a murder scene...

After examining the body, they notice the victim was sexually assaulted in her eye socket postmortem. One officer says to the other, "What do you make of this Johnson?" the other replies with, "Well... Id bet she didn't see that cumming."

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