Postmortem Jokes

A man dies, but has no recollection of his last moments. Death greets him with a television screen and a box of tissues and says "I want you to come to your own conclusions".

I said, "My wife had one of those procedures done at the hospital today, that would put a smile on most men's faces."

He said, "A breast enlargement?"

I said, "No, a postmortem."