Took a diamond ring to the jeweler for appraisal, but all he had was a child’s plastic magnifying glass. I had no choice but to give him a negative review on Yelp,
but I still felt bad that I knocked him for a loupe.
A bloke took a couple of stuffed Jack Russell terriers into an antique dealer for appraisal. "What would you expect them to fetch if they were in good condition?", the dealer asked him.
"I don't know... Sticks?"
My supervisor said I'm getting a poor appraisal because my communication skills are so weak
I didn't know what to say to that
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An annual weaponry competition is being held.
There is one representative each from every country. Each representative wields the main weapon of sorts from their culture. A fly is released within the range if the representative and they must cut it. The nore precise or beautiful the cut, the more points.
The next competitor goes up, repr...
The Goat and The Horse
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat.
One day, the horse became ill and he called the veterinarian, who said: Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days. I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down. ...
A young man was going to be married
so he asked his father if he could give his fiance his deceased mother's ring. This was fine with the father.
The father decided to have it appraised for insurance purposes. He asked a lady friend who was a well-known jeweler to do the appraisal; she accepted, and said that her fee would be s...