Screening Jokes - 8 Hilarious Screening Jokes

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Still finishing his screening paperwork, a man is called back for his doctor appointment...

The doctor walks into the room, and notices that the patient is struggling to grasp the pen as he fills out his paperwork.

Doctor: I see here that your appointment is due to hearing loss, though I can't help but notice you've got a little carpal tunnel. Have you had that looked at?
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I absolutely hate screening films for the Grasshopper Film Festival

Everybody's a cricket.

Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle?

The audience gave it a standing ovulation.

What do you call someone who's bad at screening for breast cancer?

A bad mammograma.

Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics.

Respect

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"What a lovely pair of Blue Tits" said one Bird Watcher to the other

"Will you please shut up!" shouted everyone else at the Avatar 2 screening

I'm Lightning McQueen. My buddy Mater told me if I like the Piston Cup, I could work here and get dozens a day. As it turns out...

That's not what he meant, and I hate working in a drug-screening lab.

A soldier was in an army training exercise but they ran out of guns

The soldier said to the guy handing out the paint ball guns “what am I going to do without a gun?” The man replied
“Just point at people and and say bang bang bang”
Without any other options he entered the battlefield.

The enemy rushed his trench and it seemed like all was lost, then h...

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