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A Newfie Applies for a Job.

A foreman at a construction site in Ontario is screening new applicants.

In walks a man with an odd demeanor and accent and says, "I'm after gettin this job here, I've be's findin yer ad!" and the foreman, stunned for a moment, thinks in his head 'Oh no, it's a Newfoundlander..' and while giv...

I absolutely hate screening films for the Grasshopper Film Festival

Everybody's a cricket.

Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle?

The audience gave it a standing ovulation.

Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics.

Respect

What do you call someone who's bad at screening for breast cancer?

A bad mammograma.

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