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I absolutely hate screening films for the Grasshopper Film Festival
Everybody's a cricket.
Did you hear about the screening of that documentary movie on Menstrual cycle?
The audience gave it a standing ovulation.
Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics.
What do you call someone who's bad at screening for breast cancer?
A bad mammograma.