Q: Why aren't cosmetics students scared of missing their exams?

A: Because they like to take makeup tests!

A father, finally exasperated looking at his son's failed test scores, shouted: " Son, if you fail your exams one more time today, don't you EVER call me your father again!!"

"Yes, father.", the son replied meekly.

After the exams, the son came home.

"How were the exams, son? Do you think you managed to pass this time?"

"NO PROBLEMO, DUDE!"

I signed up for Binary 101 this semester and I’m failing in all the exams.

Turns out it is a level 5 course.

Mondays are like prostate exams...

A pain in the ass, but at least they only happen once per week.

Michael takes an exam

Michael is taking an exam at his school. All questions are True or False questions. He hasn’t studied so he decides to answer all his questions by flipping a coin.

Once the time is up, The teacher collects everyones exams but notices that Michael is still working. The teacher asks why he’s ...

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Prostate exams

Put the anal in analysis

An engineer accidentally gave a medical school exam

See his answers.

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. L...

What did the teacher at the carpentry school tell Jesus after the exams?

Nailed it!

I been going to the same office since a little kid, so I feel obligated to keep goin, but lately the prostate exams are getting longer and more painful. Last time he even rubbed my shoulders during the exam...

I think I should look for a new dentist....

Dad- I want you to score 90% in exams.

Son- Dad, don't worry, I'll score 110%.

Dad- Stop joking.

Son- You started first.

I had my driving exams today and scored 9 out of 10

The last guy managed to jump out of the way

Giving prostate exams is one of the more awkward parts of being a doctor.

I just hope my patients don't realize im a dentist.

For the first time in my life, I got positive feedback on my exams

Too bad it was from the STI Clinic

My Australian friend failed his aboriginal music exam

So I asked him, "Did you redo it?"

A notoriously strict professor has a policy that if you aren't in your seat at the beginning of the exam you get a 0. No questions asked.

On the day of the final, the professor sets each of the 200 exam packets on each desk before the students arrived. When the exam began every student is present except for one. About halfway through the exam time the student walks in, takes his seat, and begins.

The professor rolls his eyes a...

When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology.

It always was my achilles elbow.

Today I passed my exams to be a funeral director

Shame it's a dying trade

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Medical Exams

Two brothers enlisting in the army were having their medical exams. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises.

“How do you account for this?” he asked the brothers.

“It’s hereditary, sir,” the older one re...

Two university students had a week of exams coming up but decided to party instead.

When they got to their exam they decided to tell the professor their car had broken down the night before due to a flat tyre and they needed a bit more time to study.

The professor told them they could have another day to study.

That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until th...

A blonde is taking her driving exam

She gets into the car and the teacher fails her immediately.
- What do you mean? I just got into the car.
- Yes, but you got into the back seat.

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