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Latvia Jokes

What do you call an American Italian living in Latvia?

Rigatoni

Anthony, a chef from Latvia, decided to open an Italian restaurant...

He named it Rigatoni's.

April fools in Latvia

Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

Did you hear of the American who robbed a bank in Latvia?

Turns out potatoes aren't a valid currency in the US.

What happens when Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Ukraine and Latvia get back together?

A Soviet reunion

Latvian potato eating contest.

Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry.

Latvian Joke

Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man "Where is children?" Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

I used to live in New Orleans till Katrina took everything I had.

Sometimes I wish she’d stayed in Latvia.

Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke.

Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish.

One Latvian potato talking to another.

Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato.

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