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Latvia Jokes

What do you call an American Italian living in Latvia?

Rigatoni

Anthony, a chef from Latvia, decided to open an Italian restaurant...

He named it Rigatoni's.

Did you hear of the American who robbed a bank in Latvia?

Turns out potatoes aren't a valid currency in the US.

What happens when Russia, Belarus, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Ukraine and Latvia get back together?

A Soviet reunion

April fools in Latvia

Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say "Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness." One man starve to death during lunch.

Is cakeday. Comment with best Latvian joke.

Make laugh. Is good distract from malnourish.

Latvian potato eating contest.

Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry.

Latvian Joke

Bus full of priests come to Latvia, spread word of God. One priest ask Latvian man "Where is children?" Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

Latvian man die and go to hell

Latvian man die and go to hell.

Once there, devil punish. He say: Man, go burn in lake of fire.

But man is warm. Man is happy.

So devil make lake even hotter. But man now warmer. Now he is even more happy.

Devil get angry. So freeze fire lake into ice lake. Now lake is co...

I used to live in New Orleans till Katrina took everything I had.

Sometimes I wish she’d stayed in Latvia.

One Latvian potato talking to another.

Is bad premise, nobody in Latvia have two potato.

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