Putin visits Estonia

Immigration officer says: "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin".



"Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia".



"Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".

Some people think itโ€™s soooo fine, that a Sweden - Denmark soccermatch gets abbreviated as SWEDEN

But the abbrevition for Finland - Estonia is FINEST!

Estonia's name in Russian language

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If Estonia's best athlete was called Ted...

Would they call him Talinn-Ted?

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A 20 year old man visited his 100 year old grandmother

The 20 year old asked what was her secret to living so long.
His grandmother replied, "I will tell you if you do one thing for me, tell me how grains of sand on every beach in the entire world!"
The 20 year old planning to travel the world took this challenge and set off counting every grain ...

An American, a Russian and an Estonian are on a plane

The American opens the door and drops some hamburgers and then says: "I have too many of these". Then the Russian goes to the Door and throws down some bottles of vodka and says: "I have too many of them". Then the Estonia comes and throws down the Russian and says: "I have too many of them".

Where did Rock music start?

Estonia

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An Estonian joke.

Little Johnny, wanting to know more about life, asks his father: "Daddy, what's between mommy's legs?"

"Paradise." his father answers.

Little Johnny's curiosity is only growing, so he asks again: "But then what's between your legs?"

"The key to paradise." his father answers.
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A russian, a german and an estonian

A russian, a german and an estonian are sitting on a plane. Suddenly the pilot announces that the plane is going to fall down unless everybody throws something off the plane. The russian throws his vodka saying "we have enough of that in russia", the german throws his beer saying "we have enough of ...

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