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Monaco Jokes

What's a Monaco kiss?

A French kiss further south

A co-worker was bragging that her boyfriend was taking her to Monaco to see the Grand Prix.

I said, "Sorry to disappoint you, but it's not actually pronounced that way..."

Today I Learned



Monaco schools study the map of the city in geography lessons.

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Your last spring break?

Three students are sitting in an apartment.

One of them asks: "Where did you spend your last spring break?"

Another replies: "I was in Monaco, partying with the biggest hotties in the world.".

The first one then tells him: "I was gambling in Las Vegas, and I won over 5 million ...

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A friend told me this, and he might have got it from reddit so this might be a repost but here it goes [Long]

3 best friends decide to travel to an lonely little island somewhere near the Bahamas in the hopes of having a relaxing camping trip, for old time’s sake.

They arrive by water plane, and the pilot informs them that he’ll be returning to pick them up the next day. The men, happy to finally be ...

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