A grandma asks her grandson if he'd like to go shopping with her.
The grandson responds "Not now, Grandma, I'm watching a soccer game!"
"Oh, really? Who's playing?"
"Czechs on Slovakia!"
Yesterday I met my friend from Slovakia.
He had just opened up a trampoline park near the border there, yet he seemed saddened by something when I walked in. He looked up at me with tired eyes so I asked him what was wrong:
‘What’s the matter?’ I asked. ‘There are many people here, surely business is doing well?’
Joke from Slovakia
The earlier post reminded me of a joke my brother saw in a newspaper when he lived in Bratislava.
Two guys are sitting on a couch watching television.
Buddy: Hey, do you know how to play the piano?
Guy: I don't know, I've never tried!
Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?
because they ran out of Czechs
Apparently Slovenia and Slovakia are different places
But as they say, potato tomato
So, Slovakia is declaring war to China...
And there is diplomats' meeting held before start. China's diplomat is asking things like: "Slovakia? Where it even is? And how big are you? How many are there of you?", on which Slovakian diplomat proudly answers: "Four and half million". China's diplomat smiles and says: "There's 2 billion of us!"...
A Czech joke translation
Since we're all translating jokes, this is one I heard when I lived in Prague. FYI, it was a big hit when I told it in Sweden using Norway as the other country.
So an incredibly nefarious criminal escapes from prison in the Czech Republic. Rumor is he went across the border to Slovakia. So th...