Slovakia Jokes

They much prefer 'The Brat is Lava'

because they ran out of Czechs

The earlier post reminded me of a joke my brother saw in a newspaper when he lived in Bratislava.

Two guys are sitting on a couch watching television.

Buddy: Hey, do you know how to play the piano?

Guy: I don't know, I've never tried!

Grandpa: who's playing?

Grandson: Czech and Slovakia

Grandpa: against who?

And there is diplomats' meeting held before start. China's diplomat is asking things like: "Slovakia? Where it even is? And how big are you? How many are there of you?", on which Slovakian diplomat proudly answers: "Four and half million". China's diplomat smiles and says: "There's 2 billion of us!"... read more

But as they say, potato tomato

The grandson responds "Not now, Grandma, I'm watching a soccer game!"


"Oh, really? Who's playing?"


"Czechs on Slovakia!"


"Against who?"

Since we're all translating jokes, this is one I heard when I lived in Prague. FYI, it was a big hit when I told it in Sweden using Norway as the other country.

So an incredibly nefarious criminal escapes from prison in the Czech Republic. Rumor is he went across the border to Slovakia. So th... read more