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Apparently in Slovakia, they don't play 'The Floor is Lava'

They much prefer 'The Brat is Lava'

Why did Slovakia move to digital banking?

because they ran out of Czechs

Joke from Slovakia

The earlier post reminded me of a joke my brother saw in a newspaper when he lived in Bratislava.

Two guys are sitting on a couch watching television.

Buddy: Hey, do you know how to play the piano?

Guy: I don't know, I've never tried!

Grandpa walks into his grandson watching a football match

Grandpa: who's playing?

Grandson: Czech and Slovakia

Grandpa: against who?

So, Slovakia is declaring war to China...

And there is diplomats' meeting held before start. China's diplomat is asking things like: "Slovakia? Where it even is? And how big are you? How many are there of you?", on which Slovakian diplomat proudly answers: "Four and half million". China's diplomat smiles and says: "There's 2 billion of us!"...

Apparently Slovenia and Slovakia are different places

But as they say, potato tomato

A grandma asks her grandson if he'd like to go shopping with her.

The grandson responds "Not now, Grandma, I'm watching a soccer game!"


"Oh, really? Who's playing?"


"Czechs on Slovakia!"


"Against who?"

A Czech joke translation

Since we're all translating jokes, this is one I heard when I lived in Prague. FYI, it was a big hit when I told it in Sweden using Norway as the other country.

So an incredibly nefarious criminal escapes from prison in the Czech Republic. Rumor is he went across the border to Slovakia. So th...

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