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Drs Jokes

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Old people and Drs

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it:

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick',...

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A kid is born without eyelids...

... the Drs suggest using the leftover foreskin from his circumcision to replace them. Everything turned out fine... but the kid is just a little cockeyed

at the ob/gyn's office.....

a redhead, a brunette and a blonde all very much pregnant are sitting in their Drs. office waiting room talking. The redhead says she is going to have a boy because they did it when she was on top. The brunette says they are having a girl because she was on the bottom. They see the blonde crying ask...

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Co-workers eyelid story

So I have this co-worker. He's in his mid 60s or so. He was telling me that when he was 14, he was playing baseball and while sliding into 2nd base, the short stops cleat caught him in the eye and tore his eyelid off.
This was in around 1965 or so and skin grafting wasn't really a thing then, so...

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A man takes his wife in to a doctor for some tests...

...that night the Drs office gets ransacked, the computers get destroyed and files were thrown everywhere. The doctor calls the husband, explains the situation and says "your wife and another patient have the same name so I don't know which result to give you", the husband replies "well, what are th...

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The Three Challenges

**TL;DR:** Jokes don't have TL;DRs.

A man named Andrew walks into a bar, makes his way to the stool and asks the bartender for some Whiskey, on the rocks.

As the bartender serves Andrew his order, his eyes fall on a relatively large jar of money filled with $100 bills. He gets curious...

Compilation of short "jokes"

☐ There should be TL;DRs on Terms and Conditions

☐ I never click the top Google result if it's an advert even if it's exactly what I want

☐ The amount of battery left on my phone is proportional to how hard I've been working that day

☐ Smart watches should be able to delete your...

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