Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto
Ignore him.
Yo Mama so fat that when she slid into my DMs….
The whole internet burped.
In Hogwarts, people don't slide into DMs
They slither in
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
An e-girl hit my dms and asked if I wanted to buy nudes.
I said nah I'm broke I don't have any money. She said cmon they're really cheap. And I said no Im still broke and she said pleeeeeeeaaaase it's only 3.50 and then I realized that this e-girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said dammit Loch Ness monster I ain't...
What do my dms and a vegan get together have in common
There's a whole lot of unwanted meet
I don’t get why pro athletes feel the need to hit women...
...just reply to the next one in your DMs if she isn’t acting right.
This Zamboni operator skidded out of control into our Dungeons & Dragons meeting
Why he be all slidin into my DMs
A redditor walks into r/jokes
A redditor walks into r/jokes, and decides to have a seat. Pretty soon, someone posts
"843!"
It gets tons of upvotes and comments, and everybody has a great laugh. Then someone posts
"91"
Again, in come the upvotes and comments, lots of laughing in the sub. This happens s...
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