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Doody Jokes

A Judge ran into a juror in the bathroom.

The judge said "Thanks for serving"

The Juror said, "Just doing my Civic Doody"

A little three year old boy is sitting on the toilet.

His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up.

The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits himself on top of the head with his r...

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What is it called when an officer poops his pants while chasing a perp?

Active doody.

What's brown and sits in a courtroom?

Jury doody

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

Because it was his doody.

Although my son was only a plumber, we had a 21-gun salute at his funeral.

Because he was killed in the line of doody.

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

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The Peanut Gallery

Somewhere back in the era of grainy black-and-white TV, there was a Saturday kid's show called "Riddle Griddle." It was hosted by Jimmy Valentine, who is now in the Minnesota Broadcasting Hall of Fame.

The show had bleachers where the kids sat, like the "Peanut Galleries" of Mickey Mouse and ...

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