My city just authorized yet another landfill, when the ones we already have will be more than enough for decades.
That space of waste is a waste of space.
I was in the betting shop
and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'. Turns out it was a rubbish tip.
More for the British audience...
Anyone betting on the Grand National today, ignore the pundits telling you to bet on Landfill, trust me, its a rubbish tip.
Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?
He heard it was a growing field.
In our fight against garbage and overflowing landfills, I feel like we're under-utilizing our...
What do landfills and hookers have in common?
Uncovered loads cost double
The Compost Heap
I was raised in a fairly hippy-ish town. The kind of place that was always looking to do something ecologically friendly in the days before the internet made it easy to share tips and tricks on how to cut down your carbon footprint.
One of the things they did was expand the recycling collect...
An old lady visits her doctor...
...and says to him:
"Doctor, I have a problem. I keep farting all day long, luckily they don't smell and are dead silent, can you do something to make it stop?"
"Take these pills and come back after a week for a checkup."
One week later she comes by and says:
The FBI made a big marijuana bust recently.
The took the approximately 2 tons of weed to a landfill and had it incinerated. However, the EPA stepped in and showed concern for the multitude of seagulls flying overhead. You know what their study discovered? That there was no tern left unstoned.