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Jabba Jokes

Why did Jabba win the pizza contest?

Because no one outpizzas the Hutt.

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I asked my girlfriend to dress up as my favourite Star Wars character for some sexy roleplaying fun.

I walked into the bedroom that night and I was shocked,

"Love, Jabba the Hut is not my favourite Star Wars character" I exclaimed,

"Fuck off" She shouted "I haven't got dressed yet"

Why does Jabba the Hutt play trumpet?

He likes to take Solos.

Why did Jabba the Hutt invite a twi'lek to his fish buffet?

He needed a Bib Fortuna.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

Jabbascript

You Might be a Redneck Jedi If…

* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya’ll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a...

So, one of my friends was talking about the Dune series yesterday

He mentions a guy who gets an STD that turns him into a fat slug person.

I called him "Jabba the Nut."

What is Jedi's favourite computer language?



JabbaScript

\-Borrowed from source

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how Germans feel bad about killing Nazis in Games

American gamer meets a German one and curiously asks :

'Hey friend, do you ever feel bad about killing Nazis in ww2 games??? Like, arent they your countrymen???''

German gamer responds :

''Do you Americans feel bad for Jabba the hut when Leia chokes the poor bastard???
...

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