Plummer Jokes - 4 Hilarious Plummer Jokes

What’s the difference between my Plummer and my Drug dealer?

My drug dealers crack is a hole lot cleaner.

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Two Irish plummers

This joke is said in a heavy Irish accent

Two Irish plummers were plumming when one turns to the other and says "quit your plumming someone's coming" to which the other replys "that's nonsense if anyone is coming its me"

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There's an apartment with 4 floors...

... on the first floor there is an artist, on the second there's a plummer, the third there is a blind man, and on the fourth there is a woman taking a shower. The woman taking a shower hears a knock on the door, she gets out of the shower, puts her robe on and opens the door. It's the artist, "I ju...

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I was woken up today by a tap on my door

Odd sense of humor my plummer has.

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