Defecation Jokes - 7 Hilarious Defecation Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I like to make self defecation jokes...

Damn it, that typo really makes it look like I shit the bed.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

No one laughed at my joke about defecation

It was a shit joke.

What do defecation and dubstep have in common?

The drop is the main event

upvote

downvote

report

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

upvote

downvote

report

These five euphemisms for defecation will shock you!

I can't believe #2

upvote

downvote

report

A man comes to see a urologist...

"When is your earliest urination in the day and how regular is it"? - the doctor asks him.

"Every day, at exactly 8:00, I urinate" - the man responds.

"That's good. How about defecation? Any obstruction"?

"Every day, at exactly 8:10, I defecate, without any obstructions ...

upvote

downvote

report

Why did the cops arrest the cannibal for dumping his girlfriend in public without knowing he was a one?

Public defecation.

upvote

downvote

report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.