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What do you call a tree branches playing the violin?

Fiddlesticks

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An elderly couple were getting forgetful to they went to the doctor

The doctor suggested they start writing things down as the notes to themselves would improve their memory. That night, after dinner, the husband asked:

"Let's have some ice cream dear. What flavor would you like?"

"I'll have strawberry. You better write that down like the doctor said s...

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