Lovey Jokes

Haiti

A woman is getting on the bus with her baby in her arms. She's fumbling through her purse looking for the fare when the bus driver looks across and says "Gees lady, that's The Ugliest baby I have ever seen!"
She throws the fare at him and stumbles to the back of the bus in a huff.
"What happe... read more

...so I called her Dory.

I had one who was cute, so I called her Cutey.

I had one who was lovable so I called her Lovey.

I was infatuated with my most recent girlfriend and called her Fatty.

Stitches come out next week.

After a couple hours, both of them are pretty damn high, they start telling each other stories. One of them says, "Oh man, the other day I went on the craziest date with my wife. I got home after practice and told her to get ready. A couple minutes later we head out into that beautiful forest next t... read more

So these three couples go out to dinner. The first guy turns to his wife and says "can you pass the honey, honey?". This caused his wife to smile so big that she got this big lovey dovey look on her face as she happily passed the honey and gave him a big kiss on the cheek. The second guy not wanting... read more