So fat when she falls from her bed she falls from both sides simultaneously.
Yo moma is so stupid....
she could observe the particles in the double slit experiment and still get an interference pattern
Yo moma so ugly...
... that we forgot she’s fat.
Yo moma is so...
good looking, what happened you?
Yo moma is so fat
That whenever she try's to photo bomb, she ends up being a back drop.
Papa Mole, Mama Mole, and Baby Mole
There was a papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole tunneling through the ground one right after the other. They were digging and digging and digging when all of a sudden, Bam! The papa mole ran into a wall.
The papa mole was a bit shaken up. He stuck his head out and saw it was Waffle House...
My parents were both artists
I call them MoMA and Dada
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