Why is that guy directing the orchestra so electrifying?
Because he is the conductor.
One day, a husband and wife came to a street corner where Officer Ed was directing traffic. 'Good morning, Officer Ed ,' said the husband. 'Shut up!' he replied.
Officer Ed was known to be quite rude. But the wife didn't let him sour her day. 'My, it's a beautiful day,' she said.
'It's going to rain, stupid!' said Officer Ed. She replied, 'But there's not a cloud in the sky.'
'Read my lips, lady,' said Officer Ed. 'It's going to rain.' <...
Christopher Nolan was directing a scene when the chopper Batman was flying suddenly burst into flames.
Nolan yelled, "CHRISTIAN, BAIL!!"
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I'm directing a film...
... And starring in it, as a shaggy groundskeeper from Northern New England who leads midnight raids on the estate's garden.
I'm the main character, mane caretaker, Maine carrot-taker.
If electricity is always directing itself to the least resistant, where would it go?
A police officer was directing traffic.
A police officer was directing traffic. He saw a man walking along the sidewalk with a penguin following him. He says, "Sir, you have a penguin following you." "I know, he won't quit following me." replies the man. "You should take him to the zoo." The man nods and walks towards the ...
Steven Spielberg died and went to Heaven.
"Thank goodness you made it to Heaven!" said St. Peter. "God is producing a movie and He wants you to direct it."
"Directing movies was what I did in my mortal life," said Spielberg. "This is my eternal life. I want my eternal life to be relaxing."
"I haven't told you about the film cr...