The 31+ Best Destroying Jokes

A massive earthquake hit California due to the San Andreas line opening up and destroying everything

No foreign aid was granted because according to the UN
"It was their own damn fault"

Elon Musk has come up with a fool proof plan of destroying Apple because they refuse to advertise on Twitter.

He plans to buy it.

Fire is destroying a world famous landmark in Paris right now.

And there’s notre dame thing they can do about it.

I am sick of this Chinese-made virus destroying society!

Tik-Tok has got to go!

A man got arrested for destroying all of the clocks in his neighborhood.

When he was asked why he did such a thing the man replied:
I just wanted to kill some time.

Villager 1: Flee for your lives! The mad scientist in the castle turned a tiny lizard into a monster that's destroying everything in its path!

Villager 2: Meh, why bother. We're doomed from the gecko.

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Did you guys hear the one about where a donkey got into a hat store destroying all the hats and the cops had to come and kill it?

It was pretty crazy, dead ass no cap.

If Godzilla was Korean

it'd be Seoul destroying.

Is it ignorance or apathy that is destroying the world today?

I don’t know, and I don’t really care,

The Empire was finally successful with destroying The Force

All they had to do was vaccinate for midichlorians

My comrades were destroying the brick factory.

I said "Stop, we need the bricks!"

They replied, "That's why we're demolishing it."

I was going to make a joke about destroying energy

but it doesn't matter

The pyramids took so long to build because creepers kept on destroying them...

That's why the ancient Egyptians worshipped cats to scare the creepers away.

Somebody told me there's an invasive species of giant frogs destroying local populations all across North America...

... What a bunch of bull.

Did you hear about the heavy metal band that started a huge protest but without shouting or talking? They ended up destroying a bunch of property, though...

It was a quiet riot

A garden gnome is busy destroying plants when suddenly a house cat appears.

“What are you?” asks the cat. “I’m a gnome. I steal food from humans. I kill their plants, and I raise a ruckus at night to drive them crazy. I just love mischief! And what, may I ask, are you?” The cat thinks for a moment and says, “I guess i’m a gnome.”

Did you hear about the guy destroying snacks at the grocery store?

He's on the registered Chex offender list now.

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Found the secrect to destroying a girls arse on the first date

Take em cycling

My friend goes around destroying clocks

He says it’s because we live in dangerous times

I’ve been banned from all McDonald’s for destroying a restaurant and killing 6 people.

It wasn’t my fault, the sign said to drive through.

Rioters are destroying Baltimore.

Don't worry though, all the bookstores are safe.

I bought a spray used for destroying a particular pasta sauce.

It's a pestocide.

"sole"-destroying shoe

"I used to work in a shoe-recycling shop. It was sole-destroying."

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I’m practically married to Reddit and it’s destroying my life.

Karma is a bitch.

Several churches were having problems with squirrels damaging their buildings.

The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they should not interfere with God’s divine will.

At the Baptist church, the deacons met an...

I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend."

Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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(Nsfw)Went to pornhub the other day there was a lot of videos titled "bbc destroys teen"...

I don't know why the British Broadcasting Corporation is destroying the lives of teens..but I for one think it shows lack of journalistic integrity.

Hothead Pat, upset by how the Super Bowl is going, starts destroying things.

Police get on the megaphone trying to evacuate the area: "Go, Pat riots!"

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

Sandy, an 18 year old boy, desperately wants a car.

However, his mother forcibly tells him no. Sandy, undeterred, decides to get a job to pay. He applies for many jobs, ranging from a mechanic to delivering newspapers. However, he is not accepted for any of them. Slowly, he gives up on his dream of buying a car.

Weeks later, Sandy tells his mo...

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