I got a friend who is a demolition expert. One day, I made a bet with him, a dollar that he couldnt raze the whole neighbourhood
No matter who wins, its still four quarters gone
Genghis Khan stumbles across a great palace in Northern China
It was a magnificent golden palace, with beautiful ornaments covering every surface as it towered over the surrounding landscape with its size. The steps leading up to the front entrance were crafted from the finest marble, the pillars holding up the ceiling sculpted with the rarest jade. It was tru...
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A little boy in a quaint town was said to be the hairiest person in history.
Even in a small community, where everyone was aware of and understood his plight, living a normal life was difficult. Even though everyone was respectful, the sheer volume of hair and speed at which it grew was a constant hardship. It interfered with the boy's eating, he would overheat quickly durin...
It takes a village to raise a child
It takes a Viking to raze a village
Why don’t the Amish shave their beards?
They don’t want raze-a-barn
What did the Roman empire say to the city that wouldn't listen?
I thought we razed you better than this!
Did you hear about the man who burnt down a field full of beans?
He really razed some pulses.