What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts?

You probably get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Not on my cake day!

My latest manual on evaluating desserts got pulled from stores

Apparently they made pie rating textbooks illegal

What do you call a website where you pay to look at pictures of Spanish desserts?

OnlyFlans

My wife said I was overconfident by transporting Spanish desserts in the center console of my car. I didn't care.

But then the shift hit the flan.

What do humans and desserts have in common?

No one likes the very rich ones.

People make fake IDs to get into bars. That’s all well and good but I’d rather have 365 IDs that have different birthdays on them so I could get free desserts at every restaurant I go to

Just makes sense really

What's it called when you see desserts out of the corner of your eye?

Profiterole vision

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Cakepilation

For my cake day I'm going to repost everything I can think of that fits into the category of cake-related jokes! You've heard them all anyway, who cares?



What did the cake say to the fork? You wanna piece of me?

What do you eat if you 3.142 cakes? You get fat. Pay attention, ...

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