Desserts Jokes - 10 Hilarious Desserts Jokes

What do you get if you eat 3.14 desserts?

You probably get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

Not on my cake day!

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Just desserts

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

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Today I start my new job waiting tables at a place called "Just Desserts"

Hope I serve them right.

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What do you call a group of zealots who try to force people into eating their disgusting half made desserts?

The Flan-ish Inquisition

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What do you call a website where you pay to look at pictures of Spanish desserts?

OnlyFlans

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What's it called when you see desserts out of the corner of your eye?

Profiterole vision

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A Viking is out shopping when he comes across an old woman in a wheelchair crying.

"What's wrong?" asks the Viking.

"Well," the woman says, wiping her tears, "I have been living on my own for many months now, and my daughter and son-in-law have at last come to visit me. My daughter has brought me along on this shopping trip, but it's the first time I've really been out and ...

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Just what is it that makes Italian desserts so appealing?

One cannoli guess.

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My wife said I was overconfident by transporting Spanish desserts in the center console of my car. I didn't care.

But then the shift hit the flan.

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I've recently learnt about a sexual fetish involving having sex with desserts.....

It's left me fucking 'dis custard!

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