I have a rival, but I can only fight him when we meet up under curved architectural structures.
He's my arch enemy.
I was never recognized for my architectural talents until I built a new temple for the local Muslim population.
Nobody cared who I was until I put up the Mosque.
Did you hear about the new cathedral with no chimes whose towers won an architectural award?
It won the no-bell prize.
A lizard tatoo artist applies for a job at an architectural firm...
The hiring manager is perplexed. "How" he asks, "does inking reptiles amount to 'relevant experience' designing buildings for our firm?"
"Well for starters" the lizard tatoo artist begins, "all of my drawings are to scale."
*This is OC fam. Just put my 2 weeks notice in at my day job...
Military lesson: Never volunteer
During basic training, our sergeant asked if anyone had “artistic” abilities. Having been an architectural draftsman in civilian life, I raised my hand. Then the sergeant announced that everyone would get a three-day pass … except me. I would stay behind and neatly print each soldier’s name onto his...
A British Gentleman visits India..
He landed in the state of West Bengal, the former seat of the East Indian Company.
Dressed in classic gentlemanly fashion he decided to start the tour by visiting the famed Victoria Memorium Hall. Taken aback by the marvellous architecture, he stopped the nearest passerby and asked, "Who mad...
Amusingly, the flow of excrement in the sewer system is well-regulated.
And thanks to modern architectural decor, it’s all in all a pretty solid waste system.
I just visited the Old Woman who Lived in a Shoe, and I loved her house.
It's an architectural feat.
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Four dads go out to dinner...
After they order, one dad gets up and announces that he's going to the restroom and will be right back. Once he leaves, things are kind of awkward, so one dad breaks the tension.
"I just have to say, my son is the greatest thing I could've asked for. He started out as a table cleaner at a cha...
The taxi driver
A British and a United States Architects arrived at Soekarno-Hatta International Airport in Jakarta Indonesia for a Building Convention.
They knew each other, arrived at about the same time, planned to stay at the same hotel, and they have both been to Indonesia before, so they agreed to shar...