(Internet Joke) We are basically monkeys, then what makes us human?!?
-Our less than 1% different genetic configuration?
-Sins like lust, envy, and jealousy?
-Qualities like love, compassion, and empathy?
-Greed for money and power?
-Altruistic values and moral capacity to renounce worldly pos...
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Three guys die and go to hell [LONG]
Satan meets them for orientation. He asks the first one "What was your favorite sin in life?" He replies "It would have to be booze, I stayed drunk all the time." So Satan leads him to a door and opens it to reveal a giant room containing acres of every type of alcoholic drink imaginable; beers, ...
Old man enters a bar and starts knocking back vodka shots, one after the other, until his lights slowly start to dim.
The bartender, who was also a friend, tells him to take it easy, go home, that he's had enough. Refusing, he goes on until eventually the friend convinced him.
'I'm going home!'
As expected, as soon as he leaves from the bartop, he falls flat on his face, eventually dragging himself hi...