Why do liberals hate dentists?

Because dentists make teeth straight and white.

When my dentist reminded me about my husband’s sensitive gag reflex, we laughed and laughed and laughed about it for a while, but then it hit me....

We have different dentists...

Why does TSA like to hire dentists as supervisors?

They are already experts in performing cavity searches.

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9 out of 10 dentists agree...

That the one other dentist is shit at their job.

Fergus goes to the dentist and asks about the cost of a tooth extraction.

$85 for an extraction sir," was the dentists reply.

"Och huv ye nay got unythin cheaper," replies the Scotsman getting agitated.

"But that's the normal charge for an extraction sir," replied the dentist.

"What aboot if ye didnae use uny anaesthetic?" asked Fergus hopefully. <...

How do dentists practice what they do?

They run drills!

Be kind to dentists...

They have fillings too.

What do you call a boat full of dentists?

A tooth ferry

I’ve been watching this Anime about dentists.

But it’s been getting boring. I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.

What is a dentists favorite number?

2th

What’s a perverted dentists favourite part of an appointment?

The cavity search

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