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Dentists Jokes

My dentist reminded me of my wife's sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed.

Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.

Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?

Because they make teeth straight and white.

I hear dentists are going on strike next week.

Brace yourselves.

Why don’t dentists like math?

They don’t like calculus.

If dentists make all their money from bad teeth...

....why should we use toothpaste that 8 out of 10 dentists recommend.

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What do dentists, historians and prostitutes have in common?

Oral history.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What do dentists call x-rays?

Tooth Pics!

Why do hookers make great dentists?

They’re pros at drilling, filling and billing.

What is a dentists favorite pet?

A canine!

Did you hear about the new religious group of dentists?

They called themselves the Holy Molars.

Why do dentists never lie

Because the tooth always comes out

How do dentists pay for their lawyers?

Retainers

A man walks into the dentists office and tells the receptionist, "I feel like a moth"

She tells him "You probably want the psychologist down the street"
The man says "I know"
The receptionist asks "What did you come in for then?"
The man says "Well the light was on, why wouldn't I?"

Imagine America's best dentists competing against each other in fixing dental problems

We'll call the show "Top Gum"

Why are dentists really good hackers?

Because they always get root access.

What do you call it when Russian dentists and painters unite?

The Brushin’ Federation

Be kind to dentists...

They have fillings too.

How do dentists practice what they do?

They run drills!

Why does TSA like to hire dentists as supervisors?

They are already experts in performing cavity searches.

I’ve been watching this Anime about dentists.

But it’s been getting boring. I’m a little tired of the filler episodes.

The house I live in used to be owned by one of the worlds most famous dentists

To commemorate this there is no Plaque

What’s a perverted dentists favourite part of an appointment?

The cavity search

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Things where Mechanics and Dentists are similar: drills, fluids, expensive without insurance. Things where Mechanics and Dentists Differ:

Dentists will at least wait until your asleep before they try and fuck you

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