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Cohabit Jokes

I used a sample of my DNA to create a clone, with whom I now cohabit. People often ask me whether I think it's unethical.

I tell them I can live with myself.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Two guys want to share a golf cart

Pro: Sorry, because of Covid19 you can't share a cart unless you're cohabitating.

Customer points to friend; Well, I'm fucking his wife.

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