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I was studying about human digestion, assimilation and it's product.

It's all shit

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TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours.

Guess women are the ones full of shit.

Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion,

I tend to see the Wurst in people

I got kicked out of biology class today for eating during the lesson...

Apparently it's called an "Eye disection" not "Eye digestion"

You know what really takes guts?

Digestion.

A Bulgarian goes to the doctor

A Bulgarian goes to the doctor for a checkup. He enters the room, hangs his coat and sits infront of the doctor.

-When was the last time you had an examination made by a doctor? -asked the doctor.

-I don't know. Maybe 20 years ago.

-Do you drink?

-Yes. I drink beer for ki...

An old lady visits her doctor

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this little problem with gas, I have a really poor digestion and really fart a lot. But it really doesn't bother me too much as my farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here ...

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