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People always seem surprised by the way spicy chorizo affects their digestion. Seems like...

No-one expects the Spanish ring excretion!

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I was studying about human digestion, assimilation and it's product.

It's all shit

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Duke!

Dave goes to visit his friend, the rich Lord Pendergrast, for lunch. Lord Pendergast greets him at the door, along with his trusty hound Duke, and after greetings and a warm embrace, the butler shows them into the banquet hall where they sit down to dine. Duke plops down beside Dave, hoping for some...

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TIL It takes men an average of 33 hours to complete a digestion cycle and women 47 hours.

Guess women are the ones full of shit.

Like a radiologist researching sausage digestion,

I tend to see the Wurst in people

I got kicked out of biology class today for eating during the lesson...

Apparently it's called an "Eye disection" not "Eye digestion"

You know what really takes guts?

Digestion.

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Gopal Bhaar and the best feeling

Gopal bhaar was a witty man, called on a lot by the king.
On a hot summers day, the Maharaja calls on his trusted advisors and ask them what the best feeling in the world is.

A lot of feelings go into the pool, happiness, orgasms, seeing your child being born, and so on.

When it co...

An old lady visits her doctor

An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this little problem with gas, I have a really poor digestion and really fart a lot. But it really doesn't bother me too much as my farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here ...

AN elderly chap went to the doctor for a check-up.

The doctor asked the man whether he drank alcohol.

“Yes,” he replied. “For better digestion I drink beer. In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine, and in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine. In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch, and when I have a cold I drink ...

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Topical Jokes (5/14)

Folks, folks. What a day! There are some good jokes out there to be had. Let's take a gander, shall we?

There's already some news out of the presidential election front...

Some are reporting Gov. Christie is losing weight just so he can make a run in 2016. Not to be outdone, Sen. Rubio...

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