"Let us gradually stand and recognize our newest member of Overeaters Anonymous...

...and welcome him into the folds."

What do you call a guy that overeats for the sole purpose of getting stomachaches?

A glutton for punishment.

A glutton, an adulterer, and a stoner are approaching the gates to heaven...

As the sinners stand at the gates, St. Peter addresses them each in turn.

To the glutton he says, "The excess food that you ate could have fed thousands of the poor and starving. You must endure 1,000 years of your sin, only then may you enter the kingdom of God." And so, the glutton found h...

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A therapist...

...said he could tell what their problems are by what they named their kids. He told one lady that she is overeater, cause she named her kid Candy. Said another lady is drug addict, daughter named Crystal. One lady is alcoholic, named kid Brandy. Last lady took her son by the hand, said "Come on Dic...

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