.. for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just gave birth to "a typical Texas" baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations resounded. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How mu...
Can I sell kayak equipment if my dog peed on it?
Can I peddle a paddle if it's in a puddle of poodle piddle?
The inventor of predictive text was injured in a traffic accident.
He's been bacon by ambience to the horse piddle.
Husband & Wife Diary Entries
Bob has been acting so weird lately. Yesterday, we had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for supper. I’d been shopping with Jenny all day, so I thought he was upset because I was a bit late, but he didn't say anything about it.
Conversation over supper wasn't flowin...