A homeless man approached me as I was leaving a sandwich shop…
… and he asked me if I had $5 to spare. I felt bad for him, and was just about to give him the money.
But then I realized I was holding a $5 foot long I had just bought, so I held up both the cash and the sandwich and told him he could have whichever one he preferred.
He stared at th...
A man finds himself in a jungle surrounded by cannibals…
Seeing no possible way to escape, he says to himself, “Oh God, I’m screwed!”
Suddenly a light shines down from the heavens upon the man and he hears the voice of God, and God says, “No my son. You’re not screwed. You see the rock on the ground next to you? The pointy one? Take it and throw i...
A lawyer, laying on his deathbed..
... in his bedroom, called to his wife and told her to run and get the Bible as soon as possible.
Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea, so she ran and got it. As soon as she returned with the Bible, the lawyer snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his...
A salesman was driving the back roads one day, when he saw the strangest thing...
While driving dusty back roads looking for his next sale, this Salesman noticed a chicken was running along side the road. Now, the guy didn't think much of that, you tend to see chickens in rural communities... but this one was strange. The chicken was keeping up with the car, even though the guy w...
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This farmer has a roster that screws every living creature in sight...
Farmer's neighbor wants to breed his chickens, but his rooster was eaten by a fox, so he goes and asks his neighbor for help.
"Hey Joe... So, I know your roster has quite a sex drive. How about you make some money and wear him out a bit? I need about 200 of my hens bred and will pay you well ...
A convent in a small Italian village ran out of seasoning as they were prepping meals for orphans.
One of the older nuns decided she'd quickly ride her bicycle through town to market and pick some up. As nuns do not travel alone, a younger sister accompanied her.
The streets seemed lined with more of the townspeople than usual on this day and while the nuns were at the market a boistero...
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