My girlfriend knows I love pinball, so she uses just 3 words to let me know when it's sexy time.
"Lock is lit"
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Two guys wander into a bar...
One of the men shouts to the bartender, “Hey Mike - set ‘em up for me and my pal here.” Then he turns to his slightly dim-witted friend and boasts “This is a great bar. For every two drinks you buy, the house gives you one. And the pinball machines in the back are free!” That’s not so great”, re...
Reddit, lend me your jokes.
I'm going to the florida arcade and pinball convention tomorrow. obviously its initials are "FAP". I need as many horrible fap jokes as possible for my friends (example: i called all my friends to tell them i'm coming). thanks for the help.
sincerely, - an immature adult