What STD do Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica all share?
The *clap clap clap clap clap.*
I was in a cafe the other day...
And I saw an unusual item on the menu: a duck sandwich. And I thought, how sad...
Finally the duck is surrounded by bread, but in no position to enjoy it
(Credit to the one and only Karl Chandler)
not many people know the friends characters represent all seven deadly sins
**Ross:** pride, greed, lust, envy, gluttony, wrath, and sloth.
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An anti-semite goes to a bar
An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it. "Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!" Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch. The [anti-semite!](http://www.afterfeed.co...
If a woman tells me she just wants to be friends
... I say, "Okay, but I get to be Chandler"
Back in the '90s my then-wife and I used to watch the TV show Friends, and as people did we would compare ourselves to the characters in the show. I always said I was the Chandler of our group because I felt I was the sarcastic, funny one, and my then-wife would always come back with saying I was m...