An anti-semite is drinking in a bar. He notices a Jew sitting at a table nearby and doesn't like it. "Bartender!" he says, nodding at the Jew, "A round of the good stuff for everyone except him!" Everyone happily receives a glass of premium scotch. The [anti-semite!](http://www.afterfeed.co...
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What STD do Ross, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica all share?
The *clap clap clap clap clap.*
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The cast of Friends got shipwrecked on an deserted island...
Monica, Joey and Chandler were left behind because in real life David is a Schwimmer and Lisa Kudrow.
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I was in a cafe the other day...
And I saw an unusual item on the menu: a duck sandwich. And I thought, how sad...
Finally the duck is surrounded by bread, but in no position to enjoy it
(Credit to the one and only Karl Chandler)
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If a woman tells me she just wants to be friends
... I say, "Okay, but I get to be Chandler"
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Friends
Back in the '90s my then-wife and I used to watch the TV show Friends, and as people did we would compare ourselves to the characters in the show. I always said I was the Chandler of our group because I felt I was the sarcastic, funny one, and my then-wife would always come back with saying I was m...
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